This is a job for SUPERFRUIT

In the interest of full disclosure, I am not above begging, whinning, or tantrumming to try to get sex at times when I probably don’t deserve it. But let’s face it when I pick the perfect avocado, I deserve “PUT the KIDS to BED!!!…ASAP!!!!!”, conquering hero type sex!




No smartass, with my wife, not wih the avacodo

Child BEARING Years


Everyone knows the old joke that if you are being chased by a bear you don’t need to be the fastest person in the world you only need to be faster than the person next to you….In parenting if you want to get a good night sleep you don’t need to be the last person in the world your kids will call out for in the night, you just need to be one less than the person next to you


Remember the Neediest this Time of Year

Merry Christmas, please take a minute to reflect as you sit down to your huge meal, with family and friends all around… that there is a group of people who on this very day are not going to have as joyous a time as they wish they could. These people are called husbands and due to the hustle and bustle of the holidays a vast majority of them will not be getting laid today.

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Deny, Deny, Deny


In keeping with holiday tradition, while at Meg’s parents house I will hide my empties under the porch, so that although very suspicious, they will never really know how many beers I drank.